I was in a casino, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. And you can write that down and put a dash in front of it and put my name at the bottom.
— Mitch Hedberg (via ronniebruce)
(via quote-book)
